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Well, for the magnet I am doing I.T.S its kinda competition thing I am doing it with Jameson,Justin m. and Justin c. here is the song we are doing.
Willard:
Everything I ever learned
That gets me through the worst
I learned at my Mama's knee
Now, anytime I'm turned around
I turn to Mama first
And you'd be wise
To memorize
What Mama says to me
Now, Mama ain't been wrong yet. And I'm the living proof
Jeter:
Take that for what it's worth
Willard:
Mama says
Don't use a toaster while standing in the shower
Now who can argue with that?
Mama says
Don't hold your breath for longer than an hour
The woman knows where it's at!
And Mama says it doesn't matter
If you're a king or you're a clown
Once you drive up a mountain
You can't back down
Bickle:
You can't back down Ren!
Willard:
Now Ren, you've not yet had the pleasure of meeting my Mama, but these boys over here have. C'mon and help me out here, Fellas.
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle:
Mama says
Willard:
Don't drink hot coffee lying down in bed
Don't even give it a thought
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle:
It's a mess
Mama says
Willard:
Never eat anything that's bigger than your head
Is she a whiz or what?
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle:
Oh, yes!
Willard:
And Mama says it doesn't matter
If you're a kind or you're a clown
Once you drive up a mountain
You can't back down
Once you drive up a mountain
You can't back down
Mama makes a lot of sense
If you know how to listen
She is clear and concise
Daddy says, "I love her son,
But she's got marbles missin'
But I say, "Hey! It's free advice,
What do you expect at that price?"
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle:
Mama says
Willard:
What you believe in is all you really own
And I believe that she's right
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle:
Mama says
Willard:
If you've got doubts, well then boy you're not alone
Just means you're ready to fight
And Mama says it doesn't matter
If you're a king or you're a clown
Once you drive up a mountain
You can't back down, down, down, down
The Guys take turn with the next couple lines
You can turn up the heat
You can turn up the road
You can carry a beat
You can carry a load
You can throw a fit
You can throw a punch
You can bring up a child
Ren:
You can bring up your lunch!
Willard: Now maybe your mama said that but my mama never...
A One, Two, Three
All:
And Mama says it doesn't matter
Willard:
If you drive a hard bargain or drive around town
All:
Once you drive up a mountain
You can't back down
Once you drive up a mountain
You can't back down!
Willard:
I thought of one more thing...
Mama says
Don't buy a chandelier unless you've got a ceiling
I don't know what that's about
Mama says
Don't chew on tin foil unless you like that feeling
Somehow she figured that out
Willard, Garvin, Lyle & Jeter:
And Mama says
It doesn't matter
If you're a kind or you're a clown
Once you drive up a mountain
Willard
Remember, boy
Everyone's countin' on you
All:
Once you drive up a mountain
You can't back down!
Willard:
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| 10:38pm 05/09/2002 |
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Well, I am joining Bay Highs magnet program it will be nice to be somewhere you feel loved at. I come emily ahhahahhahahha feel my wrath (ruthless clowns come out and pie heath to death) |
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| Yardsale or goldmine? |
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| 10:23pm 05/09/2002 |
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Well, today was a prosperous day for me, it started out with me waking up at the unGodly hour of 5:00. I promply put on some pants (don't worry I don't sleep naked) and went outside and jogged around my house, I came back in at 6:00 and played a lil bit of computer stuff or whatever the kids call it nowadays. I then proceeded to my grandmothers house for a lil bit of r&r. At about 10:00 I awoke to what appeared to be a cestial being...it turned out to be arron smith. I ate sustenanse and continued on with my day. At 2:45 I drove over to covenant with me sister only to be left behind by my own flash and blood. I stayed at covenant until about 5:00 (I also heard some news there that made me sad and lonesome) my father whom I had thought forgot about me came and I rejoiced and did many dances of happiness. From Covenant we went to "The F.A.B" much to my suprise I found my darling Jameson there to greet me with a huge stuffed toocan. You see there was a yardsale goin on at the time and he had bought that toocan for connie bo bonnie. I did not see this as a yardsale however but as a golden opertunity. The expression "Another man's trash is another man's treasure" come to mind here. I bought myself so many trinkets such as a foot stool that looks like a turtle! Can you believe that and I also got a huge bright orange bowl! Its great I will bring them to choir sometime. I then left with my family to go to the food recepticle also known as locos. I then proceeded home only to hear extremely bad news from a very dear friend of mine (you know who you are puke...puke)and that pretty much ruined my perfect day so thus ends the life of heath for now until tommorow for I venture to the mall for summer's party (ugh) goodbye one and all. |
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| I'm Back In Business! |
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| 10:19pm 05/09/2002 |
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Greetings fellow citizens I am back, I know you have all been waiting ever so long for me to write in this again but know I will start writing everday if possible. I can see it now hundreds...millions lying in there beds at night just waiting for me to write back in the crazy ol' journal so without further or do lets get this cat shaved! |
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| Joy My Long Lost Sister |
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| 08:09am 04/06/2002 |
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I had always hoped but never found until now...my long lost sister Joy. It all happened one unsuspecting day when I was online and this girl named Joy popped up and said "hello Heath". I was like oh who could this be Instant Messanging me? I said "Hello back" she was amazed at this she answered me with a "how are you" and I answered "who is this" and she said "Joy" and from that day on I knew somewhere in the back of my mind that this inoccent girl was my long lost sister. I love you ever so much sissy joy joy lol and if Ben does not like you then your big bro will have a talk with him and take care of it lol (heath jumps out the window) |
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| "All Tthe Worlds A Stage And We Are Merely Players" |
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| 11:25am 17/05/2002 |
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Well the play I think went quite well. Ii played Bottom the Weaver and many other people played stuff and thats basically what happened. It was fun people laughed people cried people left the building. But for those of you (summer) who could not come (summer) Ii will have a tape of it (summer) on choir tour so do not fret! Ii am extremely mad however that no one from covenant came except for shelma marvin and stevy and joshy. This enrages me to the point of a mans enragement! Well I am off maseltoft |
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| When Animals Attack 23! |
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| 10:44am 16/05/2002 |
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Well many people like animals well I do to but not....
!!!when they attack!!!
yes your heard me right when they attack! You might be saying "Heath what are you talking about?" well thank you for asking I will tell you. It all started when I was outside one day minding my own business and hopping and skipping like a boy of 14 should do (for that is how old I am) when all of a sudden out of the sky came a abomination! A bird who was out of his mind on his last strand of rope decided to go kamikaze. But "who was his victim" you might ask known other then your very own Heath. Now picture this me out there dancing and singing and this bird just because he had a bad day decides to attack me! What a nerve that bird had ok and if that was not enough I have yet another incident to prove animals hat me. When I was outside once sitting on a bench this crazy squirrel of evil jumped on my back in defiance I mean what gives when will I get respect in the animal kingdom! Well thats all I have to say goodbye and be careful he animals are always whatching!
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all this stuff did actually happen Heath is a professional idiot do not try to copy him doing so would result in loss of limbs and other such stuff... |
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| Journel Of Doom! |
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| 10:43am 16/05/2002 |
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Ok everyone I changed my journal layout tell me what you think if you want me to change it I will just let me know and also reply more peeps! |
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| Joelle Of The One Handed! |
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| 03:28am 08/05/2002 |
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Joelle I hope your hand gets better I will keep praying for you and everyone else who reads this keep her in prayer! Im sure your hand will heal very soon until the you will be the girl with the cute cheeks and the one hand. |
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| Is That A Detective Jumping Out That Window? |
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| 10:51am 07/05/2002 |
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All my life I have exercised the practice of jumping out the window I have become quite good! Sometimes I dress up as superman and jump through the window! All my life I have looked for someone who had the skill, the feness, the speed and will to become a professinal window jumper like myself. I had just about gave up my search when all of a sudden there she was a lean girl ready to get down to business she goes bye the name of Joy! I call her Mobiko she is getting married to a washer this saturday you are all invited! She is a detective part time and she loves to jump out windows in fact we are starting a club! The club is called the window club you are all invited to join but you must have the passion that we have for it to join plz e-mail me if you are interested and may the window be with you (Heath senses danger and runs away but not before jumping out the window) |
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| 09:56am 06/05/2002 |
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Girls are silly......I think I will get the most post's off of this one |
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| Who's Turn Is It To Get Kicked In The Pants? |
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| 11:54am 05/05/2002 |
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Well I went to san destin today and went to silver sands as they call it! I had alot of fun I had gotten like 150 dollars for me birthday and so I decided to blow it there. I bought alot of clothes and I even bought my girly friend Summer something (you will have to wait until sunday to get it) And I even bought her sister Destiny something. I am extremely generous thats what my followers tell me and if they don't tell me happy things then I beat them severly ahhahahahahah. I went into Old Navy and these girls started harassing me they would not leave me alone they kept calling me spongebob because I was wearing my spongebob t-shirt. And they would try on clothes and ask me what I thought I finally just said hey I have a girlfriend I know im extremely hot but hey theres only one of me to go around...ok that actually never happened but it sure did sound cool! Ok well I shall be off goodbye everyone live long and prosper1 |
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| Can You Dance My Little Poppet? |
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| 06:08pm 04/05/2002 |
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Well it's saturday and im sitting here relizing that everyone is at the dance and im doing nothing :(. I wish I was there so bad but I hassled everyone I could possibly hassle hope you guys are having fun! I wish Ii could atleast see snookums im sure she looks more lovely then all the stars and planets in the atmosphere. Well hope you cats are having fun if you guys need any pointers on dancing let me know and Ii will show you how to brake it down yeah man! |
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| Bob The Builder! |
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| 11:52am 02/05/2002 |
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I want you to ask yourself a question "Can you fix it?" well this is something that Bob The Builder asks himself everyday! Well I am here to tell you boys and girls that Bob has personly changed my life! I run around the house fixing things and crying and singing the song! "What song" you may be saying well im glad you asked here it is.
Can We Fix It
Take your places
Can we fix it?
Yes we can
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
Scoot, muck and Dizzy
And Roly too
Lofty and Wendy
Join the crew
Bob and the gang
have so much fun
Working together
They get the job done
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
Time to get busy
Such a lot to do
Building and fixing
'Til it's good as new
Bob and the gang
They can really be found
Working all day
'Til the sun goes down
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
Wow!
Oh dear,
Can you fix it?
Right, left a bit, right a little
Okay, break down
We can tackle any situation
Look out 'cause here we come
Can we dig it? Yes
Can we build it? Yes
Can we fix it? Yes
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
Digging and fixing
Having so much fun
Working together
They get the job done
Can we dig it? Yes
Can we build it? Yes
Can we fix it? Yes
Bob the Builder
Bob the Builder
All together now
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob!
Fantastic! Yes, Yes, we can
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
Bob the Builder
(Can we fix it?)
Bob the Builder
(Yes we can)
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| The Many Adventures Of CJ And Heath Part Two! |
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| 11:34am 02/05/2002 |
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When we left last time our heros Heath and Cj were stuck outside of the church with no where to go lets see what happens...CJ and I were trapped out side we tried all the doors with no prevail CJ started crying and I told him to suck it up! We decided to regroup on the playset we swinged for quite some time and had a man talk about manly things! Then all of a sudden when we got to the subject of girls we (dramatic music is heard) the drug seller boy! We whatched him go behind the big bush and drive away with something in hand. CJ and I being the idiots we are decided to go check it out we walked over there and basically found nothing and wasted alot of time. We decided to waste time by calling Snookums not that calling Summer is a waste of time because frankly I just love talking to her...really I do! We made of this really bogus story about us getting chased bye the drug boy and Summer totally believed us don't deny it summs I know you did ahahahhah. Well after that I got tired of CJ and I ate him only after putting him in a arena and making him hide and I hunted him down it was pretty fun. Well hope I wasted about 3 min. of your time bye everyone until next time! |
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| Roxanne The Mighty! |
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| 11:22am 02/05/2002 |
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Today I saw a girl triumph over the male species well if im talking about Mark...well I won't go there. How it all started was Mark being the imature idiot he is (love ya Mark) called Kriztina Heck a pig if I had known about it I would have taken matters into my own hands. Thankfully there was someone there to take over were I could not be, someone who came out of the shadows a shy and timid girl that came out and said "I am women hear me roar!". This girl is none other then Roxanne Napier she confronted Mark head on she cleverly waited till Marks guard was down and then unleashed her fury. Her attack was ruthless and cunning no one saw it coming it was like lightning itself! Mark responded in the most imature fashion possible he himself grabbed my girlfriends drink and chunked it at Roxy luckily for her he is a very bad aim she got away safely. Stephen Murphy and I took it upon ourselfs to stop this madman before he could not be stopped we attacked from behind I jumped on his back and Stephen...well Ii think he bit his leg or something but anyways we got him down and Roxanne escaped. Well, to make a long story short (to late) Mark came back out and splashed iced tea all over Roxy. Well, im sorry to say it Mark but you had it coming, you have no right to speak to a girl in a bad fashion as you did Roxy was not in the wrong Ii fully support what she did and when I see her I will run up to her with open arms and thank her for all the women out there that can not protect themselves! Bless you Roxy we need more like you. |
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| The Many Adventures Of Cj And Heath |
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| 12:23pm 01/05/2002 |
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Well I am bored so I think I shall tell you the story of the lockers ehheheheh. My friend CJ and I were at Covenant for the big play thingy and we had this great idea about braking into Dan and Joelle's locker to get pictures out and scan them into the computer and then send them to everyone. So we tried everything we could think of to get into the lockers such as banging our heads against them yelling profanity at them and making fun of there mothers needless to say none of these things worked. We recruited Josh Davis to help us out and he informed us that he knew Dan's locker num# so he broke into that one and we stole the piece of paper that had all the combos on it and got into Joelle's locker we then found the two most imbarrassing pictures we could think of and took them we felt pretty proud of our selfs we walked outside and we did a dance and sat there were amazed at our genius...until we relized that we were locked out of the church! It took us forever to finally get back in we had many great adventures outside I shall share them with you another time however. |
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| Roxy And Dan The Two Block Heads! |
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| 12:01pm 01/05/2002 |
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Hello Roxy and Dan how are you two! I hope you are not offended bye the whole block heads thing I just find it very funny ahhahahah see me laughing I mean its great I am going to call you guys that all choir tour! For those of you that do not know the story well I shall tell you. I was upstairs at Covenant and I was wearing my gumby shirt and I started rambling on about the old tv show and I started calling my friends bye the names of the characters on the show like Summer was pokey the horse and I think Danei was goo I can't remember to well but I got around to the two people in the show that always cause miscief the two block heads! And you guessed it there standing up against the wall was Roxy and Dan Ii mean it just slipped out "Hey you two are the block heads" and they gave me dirty looks and they are probably really mad about it but hey its comedy people get hurt lol jk im sorry if i made you mad! |
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| Jaq the leprechaun! |
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| 10:49am 01/05/2002 |
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I have another friend named Jaq also named b----- ehheheh she would kill me if i told you that but I think that she is a leprechaun. She looks like one if you ask me and she likes this dude named mr. magoo what a freak! She asked me to write something about her so here it goes.....Hey Jaq. Well that was fun wasn't! No on a seroius note Jaq you are a very pretty person better looking then your other sisses if you ask me don't tell them that lol they would kill me ahhahah. Ok well i will see you on wednesday bye jaq! |
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